The planet Earth is world-renowned for providing humans with splendid beauty, a plethora of valuable resources, and ruby-lipped batfish. But what it flaunts in material possessions and superficiality, it sorely lacks in sustenance for the soul. 

Spiritually speaking, modern humans exist in a void absorbed by an abyss that was swallowed by a black hole which then inverted itself into a bottomless pit. Fear of failure and despair over death have maintained a suffocating vice grip on unfettered happiness. Searching for answers, we have gazed upwards towards the vast vacuum of outer space and delved inwards into the deep pool of self-reflection. And all of it for naught. 

But there is hope. There is one divine being who possesses the power to eradicate the fear of her followers by engorging on a feast of her foes. A miraculous earthbound companion that is undeniable proof that peace and love will prevail throughout the universe. She is aesthetically perfect and spiritually pristine; a celestial presence around which everything else gravitates.

She is the bestower of kissies, the harbinger of hope, and the bane of bones... 

Behold, Snaps!